Mini-Bike Winter, hosted by the Zoo
Bomb crew, draws a few hundred bike freaks together from
San Francisco, Seattle, and the greater British Columbia metro
area for five days of Greco-Roman themed antics on kids’
bikes including: blind chariot races, naked midnight rides
across the city, huffy tossing competitions, tricycle/PBR
relays and, of course, bombing downhill through Washington
Park at 40mph in the dark on tiny bikes with no brakes. One
of the highlights of the most recent gathering was the brutal Ben Hurt Death Match—a
vicious bike chariot war between club wielding opponents,
last one standing wins. Punk rock, public nudity, and gladiator
drag queens dominated. Despite considerable carnage, no one
died, and it was widely reported that everyone had a scandalously
good time—even the Canadians.
The following Saturday morning more than 500 inebriated runners
took over the city during the annual Portland Urban Iditarod.
To commemorate the start of the Alaskan Iditarod, costumed
teams hauled a "musher" with a shopping cart around
the city on an arduous all day bar crawl. I missed the early
morning start and was still laying in bed wondering how I
might find the race when I heard them stop traffic for three
blocks outside my window barking and mushing through downtown
in a clattering drunken shopping cart riot. I bounded down
the stairs wih my camera thinking: 'I love this city.'
If you want to see your city with new eyes all you have to
do is leave and come back again (preferably after the weather
improves). |